Are you smearing things on your penis for erectile dysfunction, premature ejaculation, and penis growth?
Hi, it’s me, Billy Blackjack. I see all these things about people selling creams and lotions and all kinds of things that are supposed to help a gentleman increase the size of his fishing rod and allow him to use that rod and fish for as long as he wants. Should the boys be smearing this gunk on their fishing rods? I do not believe it.
Whatever you smear on your penis will be sucked directly into your penis through the skin. Now tell me, do you really want all kinds of weird chemicals swirling in your rig? You have no idea what kind of side effects this material could have. The last place you want to use as a chemical waste dump is what’s in your boxers! Don’t make a hazmat site out of your private parts! Seriously, guys, this is where they make their sperm. It’s the last place you’ll want to put something that wasn’t meant to be there in the first place.
Well then, let’s see what we have here …
Erectile dysfunction:
Well. If you have erectile dysfunction and the doctor says it is not due to a plumbing problem, if you want to get an erection, this is what you should do: Get some jalapeno peppers, cut them up and rub them on your penis. This will make you erect. I guarantee it. But after you’ve finished healing and you’ve finally left the hospital, you’ll also come find me with your shotgun for giving you this silly advice. So, don’t do this with the peppers! I’m just making a point. What is this point?
The thing is, people will tell you to smear this kind of sticky substance and that kind of sticky substance on your penis because it is “natural” and it will help you. Okay, just so you know, jalapeno peppers are natural too. Listens. Just because something is “natural” does not mean that it is safe or good for you. Radon gas is “natural” too. That doesn’t mean you should sniff these things out in your basement.
If there are no plumbing problems with your erection problems, they could be psychological in origin. Hey, no problem, nobody is perfect; So if this is the case, don’t be too hard on yourself. Get help from a chief physician. There are also exercises that men can do that will help with this little problem. The point is, again (I like to point out points), don’t be too hard on yourself! Stop punishing yourself. If you get excited about these things and let it get to you, it will only make things worse. Do not worry. Actually, this is a small thing. Life has much bigger obstacles to put in your way.
Premature ejaculation:
Well. What about premature ejaculation? Should you smear your hot dog with chemicals and spray it all over? Probably not. Why not? Because most premature ejaculation goes away once the hormones level off a bit and you get used to being around women. This is the truth:
All men have had premature ejaculation at one time or another. So, I welcome you as our newest member to the largest men’s club in the world. It’s not a big deal unless it gets totally out of control. You should be glad that women turn you on so much. I’m serious. That is not a bad trait for a man. Now you will ask, “What can I do about it?”
You can “double bag” to start. This means that you put on two condoms instead of one. This here will decrease the amount of sensation your penis has during intercourse. This should help it last longer.
As for spraying things to cushion your penis, just so you don’t feel a thing … Come on guys, is this for real? I’m telling you that if you are so excited about your friend that you can’t hold back, it will have a huge effect on her. Number one, she will feel very complemented by having such an incredible sexual effect on you! That’s the truth! Number two, be glad you’re like this now! Men in their later years would kill to be like that once again. And number three, it’s a great way to find out if your loved one really cares about you. That’s right. If she’s by your side and stays with you during these sexually confusing moments, that means she’s a true 24-karat girlfriend! Women like that are hard to find. If she leaves you because of this problem, then you will be better off without her. Trust me on that.
If this kind of thing keeps happening, then things can get frustrating and the novelty will start to wear off for her (see number one, above). So what are you going to do if the condoms don’t work? Get informed and find a way to fix this problem. One way to do this is to practice so-called “retention” techniques. You can do this while you masturbate. Just get aroused and aroused sexually and then what do you do? You “avoid” ejaculating. Makes sense …?
Here, let me try to explain it better:
What you want to do is get right to the point where you are going to orgasm and stop ALL stimulation to your penis! Try to focus your mind on algebra class or something that is as unappealing and boring as possible. Remember, most of us couldn’t ride a bike the first few times or drive a “standard” transmission on our first try. But, with a little practice, we are ready for the Tour de France and ready to win the Indy 500!
Well. So, “On your marks, brace yourself and go!” A little practice should go a long way. You can also practice with your friend. Explain what you are trying to achieve and together you can do things as well as rain. This will bring the two of you closer together. Do you understand my friend? Make the most of all that God offers you in life. Turn that water into wine.
Penis enlargement:
Do I even have to get into this? Smearing mud on your penis will not make it any bigger. Maybe I’m wrong and there is a magic cream that has changed the way men can enlarge their penises. I tell them that I must have been asleep behind the wheel for the last ten years and gotten into a ditch to not have missed these new miracle creams to enlarge.
If you want to enlarge your penis you have to exercise! Like if you want muscular guy biceps and pecs so you can smash phone books in half, you have to do what? You have to work on it. This is just basic common sense. Do exercise!
In summary:
There you go. Hope this helps the good guys. Again, don’t worry about these things. You can use anything that seems harmful in your life and turn it into a wonderful opportunity and experience. Start looking at things from a different perspective and begin to realize how setbacks like this can really be of enormous benefit to you – how they can and will improve your life, if you let it.
Real men overcome their obstacles and grow, learn, and improve themselves from such experiences.
You do the same.
– Billy Blackjack Carson