How to kiss a girl and drive her crazy!
Have you ever kissed a girl before and found it completely awkward? You put your lips in one place and she puts her lips in another and before you know it your teeth are crashing together, and then you try a little tongue action just to choke her to death, and all of a sudden you do this loudly disgusting thing. Slimy noise that just ruined the whole mood. Well you’ve come to the right place!
I’m going to walk you through the various steps you need to take to “kiss a girl and make her crazy”.
Step 1. So you’ve been on multiple dates with someone, and now you’re ready to take the next step. To make sure of the understanding that a kiss is about to boast between both parties, use the skillful technique of touching and whispering. Playfully touch or brush his arm (not his hand) and say something funny, romantic, or poetic in his ear to break the ice. You can also find something funny about something or someone on the street and whisper in their ear “hey look at that funny guy over there”. This will distract her from the fact that you are a few inches from her ear. Now, once he turns his head back after laughing for a second, you can pick up the cue. This works as an indirect approach. This will heat up the plate and send a stronger signal that he wants to kiss you.
Step 2. IMITATION: This is the most important step of all the steps. As you slowly touch her lips, gently imitate her movements to “match” her intensity level. Pay special attention to the way you move. You don’t want to be too aggressive, as this can cause him to lose trust in you and shut down. I know, I know… some women like it rough but trust me, the one you want wants it nice and easy. This will make her feel very relaxed around you. Women have this preconception and fantasy of how their knight in shining armor will blow them away with a kiss. Following that movement is basically following as they want. In a way, they are unconsciously showing you how they want you to kiss them. So by imitating her technique, you are essentially being the person she fantasizes about.
Step 3. RELAX: Do not clench your mouth, jaws and tongue. Keep your mouth area nice and loose.
Stage 4. OPEN OR CLOSED: Pay attention to whether or not he kisses you with his eyes open or closed. If your eyes are open, then you are doing 1 of 3 things.
1.) He is losing trust in you
2.) She is aware of the way she is kissing and is she watching your reaction or…
3.) Her breath smells like hot garbage and she is very uncomfortable. In either case, you should step up your game plan, tweak your technique, or take a breath mint if you land on stage 3. Remember that you want to make her feel as good a kisser as you do, whether she does or not. I find it quite creepy when you open your eyes during a kiss only to find her staring back at you.
Step 5. LEADERSHIP: Lead it as if you were doing samba or salsa but very subtly and smoothly. Remember to keep in mind that women want a strong leader. Slowly move to the next position. For example: Gently place both of your lips on the bottom lip and slowly brush a little bit of tongue under the bottom lip. Then let him take the initiative to return the favor if he wants to.
Step 6. HOW LONG? Well, of course, there isn’t really a set time limit, but it’s always good to walk away first before she does. You have to do it in a way that doesn’t make her feel like she didn’t perform well.
Step 7. WHEN DO I STOP AND WHAT DO I DO AFTER? Then, just before your lips start to go numb, slowly part your lips from hers, as seductive as the way you were kissing her. Your body language says it all, so make sure you smile and blush for her. Tell her what a good kisser she is. Then walk away and start an interesting intellectual conversation. Why would she want to do this? Women like men who are intelligent, can carry on a conversation, and most importantly, have “strong will power and self-control.” She will leave her mesmerized, mesmerized and make you look like an enigma. Never ask him if you were good at kissing. You must be confident enough to know that you are the best.
Well that’s all I have for you guys today but remember life is short and a kiss is just a kiss.